Fiancé’s snack: mayonnaise on saltines

by murrbleu

37 Comments

  1. JayofTea

    Throw a dill pickle on there and you got yourself fine dining

  2. CthulusLittleAngel

    At least it’s Duke’s? I’m trying to find something positive to say

  3. sublimetimes91

    Maybe mix tuna with the mayo and some sriracha! That’s a tasty snack.

  4. Aviiryx

    Put a pickle chip and some black pepper on it its so good

  5. Soft_Chipmunk_8051

    🤣 Oh man, certain people…

  6. lauramich74

    I grew up eating butter on saltines, mostly when we had soup or stew for dinner. Hadn’t thought of that in years but now it sounds kinda good.

  7. idkwhyimhereguyss

    I eat mayo or mustard on bread sometimes when I don’t have other snacks in the house so I can’t even talk

  8. NegotiationCute5341

    ![gif](giphy|9Y5BbDSkSTiY8)

    why… 🙁

  9. Still_Chart_7594

    Knew a dude who would do this.
    Ate butter sandwiches too.
    Just slabs of butter and bread.

    He died less than a year after I met him.

  10. LuckyCod2887

    One of y’all need to get in that kitchen. This is pathetic.

  11. lexebug

    the comments are VERY divided on this one. personally i am team acceptable snack. i could see myself eating this.

  12. lilassbitchass

    Had this with potted meat fishing with my grandpa in Alabama. Also had just mayo and crackers. It wasn’t exactly my steez but I have a fondness for it because of the memories

  13. DarthDoobz

    This has the same vibe as fried watermelon

  14. Upset_Assumption9610

    Plain on plain…you picked a winner

  15. LogieP98

    At least it’s Dukes all it’s missing is some cheese

  16. Substantial-Tart-464

    poor mans snack. Mc guyver could do better in this situation.

  17. PsychologicalLog4179

    ![gif](giphy|7PYoNBEgTwfV6|downsized)

  18. Xrayfunkydude

    Damn dude has some serious paws on him. Must be one hell of a handshake

  19. kobain2k1

    Not stupid food. I’m some countries this is an everyday thing. I used to eat that when i was a kid.

  20. Sexisthunter

    He’ll if you’re starving and have nothing this is peak tasty food. I think pepper could add a zing too. I would add ham and cheese